The Princess Bride

Along with her enduring love of Phantom of the Opera, Jasmin has now become an avid watcher of the Rob Reiner classic, the Princess Bride. It had been a while since I'd watched the adventures of Westley, Buttercup and the rest, but the years have not been unkind to this film in the least. It is still one of the best comedy/romance/action films ever made with, quite possibly, the most cleverly-written screenplay of all time.
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Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
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Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!
Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well - I accept.
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Inigo: I do not suppose you could speed things up?
Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do.
Inigo: I could do that. In fact, I've got some rope up here. But I do not think that you will accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.
Inigo: But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
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